We’re on social media…

…for circulation purposes.

Here’s the Cellar Door Twitter page.

Here’s the Cellar Door Facebook page.

None of us know how to use anything else. Also, these profiles are not regularly monitored, and they are manned corporately—you never quite know who is being John Malkovich The Cellar Door at any given time. They exist just to get stuff out there, since no one uses RSS readers anymore. If you want to get ahold of us, just suppress that desire.

– Merovius Magnus